ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕠𝕠𝕕

Let’s be real — you didn’t come for the conversation. You came for the food. This 100% cotton unisex tee is soft, comfy, and built for every feast, from Thanksgiving dinners to midnight fridge raids. With a playful design that says what everyone’s thinking, this shirt is perfect for professional eaters and casual nibblers alike.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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